butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
