these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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