Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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