walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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