were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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