She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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