let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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