Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sext me about skeletons
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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