this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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