he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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