Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
