The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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