You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
