woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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