I hope mine doesn't look like that
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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