Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
only you would photoshop your dick
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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