why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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