You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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