There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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