She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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