im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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