I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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