Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dicks are not precious.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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