Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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