My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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