Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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