their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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