I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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