at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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