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Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow

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(505): View more from New Mexico

How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.

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