The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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