I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Enjoy the penises
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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