She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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