You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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