And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm sobbing to NWA
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