just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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