So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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