I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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