I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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