And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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