whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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