I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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