I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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