I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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