if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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