Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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