I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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