what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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