C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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