Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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